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> 🐻 hyung’s going first
enlist safely tomorrow
by alltherach_
![[Today’s Bangtan] Taehyung @ Music Bank - 150923](https://www.btshubs.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/53ic8lgf3eob1.jpg)
NOT WHAT I EXPECTED TO SEE WHEN I OPENED THAT NOTIFICATION
Quick everyone, keep crying. 😭🤣
story 1:
https://preview.redd.it/7w3a040pck5c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9074113d13e470258ec4980bea16cde9bb02ba7b
HELLO??? i understand that we won’t hear from them much for the next 18 months but did they have to act like this before they enlist?!
edit: wait i was so shook by naked maknaes it didn’t even register till now that this is how we get to see jk’s shaved head
WHY ARE WE SHIRTLESS
Edit: I also think Tae just confirmed JK is an iPhone user too hahahaha
That was not what I was expecting when I saw the Tae notification. I was preparing myself for something sad but of course Tae is still there to make me laugh.
Also, charge your phone!!!
This is hilarious
This is unhinged lol. I’m gonna miss the maknae line shenanigans
“Chapter 2 isn’t about us taking off our shirts” ALL MEN DO IS LIE
[Translation by Haru](https://x.com/haruharu_w_bts/status/1734012592312771022?s=46&t=-sRE6OWk5w8PGHo9X_g26Q)
🐯’s instagram story
hyung is going first
go/enlist safely tomorrow
I rushed straight here to talk about how wild this is 😂
https://preview.redd.it/kimtk383ek5c1.jpeg?width=885&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a16ce6caa00e56b14c3c240b8b7bf8a4eb41f42a
Idk whether to laugh or cry I can’t believe they’re bald and naked and Tae’s phone still only has 5% battery 😭😭😭
https://preview.redd.it/vq0u0gtadk5c1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c639cb6d83a09785dfaff60780643463244dc9
😭😭😭😭
Where are BT21, have they been fired????
I didn’t expect to see BTS shirtless this often lol
I respect Jimin very much and his wish to never show us his bald head but I kinda wish he’d do a shirtless thirst trap before he leaves tomorrow, too 😭🤣
I find it hilarious that BTS’s idea of cheering us up is to post shirtless pics and sometimes in Joon’s case, pics of his feet hahaha
Given the context, this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen
I hope someone charges Tae’s phone while he’s away. Damn thing has been struggling for months 😂
Fifty comments in 8 minutes is how you know someone is naked.
Tae knows just what we need. Thank for the distraction, TaeTae.
🤣 They are too much. This is hilarious. Like why are they facetiming shirtless with those glasses on? I’m going to miss this chaos.
Edit: Didn’t even notice the 5% battery at first. Never change Tae.
All I can do is laugh at this point 😂🤣🤪
https://preview.redd.it/y3gubno6fk5c1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=065032d322a54eb99263428fbc21936e90d4ee55
Were they FaceTiming each other without shirts on?
https://preview.redd.it/hiupg02mhk5c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77d5b498715a6f7dd393b505cb944fe8ae8cd3d9
There is SO MUCH going on on that picture. Leave it to Tae to troll us hard until the last second. I love him so much for that.
I can’t stop laughing reading through the comments here, either. I’m so thankful I found BTS and the bestest fandom I have ever been a part of comes included. 💜 I love us.
Everyone say their thanks to Tae for putting Kookie up to this! Praise be V!
BTS enlistment thirst traps are at least good attempts to help comfort (distract) ARMY through these tough times.
https://preview.redd.it/4g9sf7jxnk5c1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34475034c5006d21a759f18da73e9300e05dd656
The second thing I noticed on this picture is muscular Tae’s neck
https://preview.redd.it/egcgoo6vok5c1.jpeg?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a98501ef5e1bb836ba0609d04cd337e21ea58944
I need just a little – I want to see members reaction on this story.
https://preview.redd.it/oaa5rj22qk5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d264cda8088ea0a750f522fef723923c5a77c49
This reminded me of Tae’s comments about comparing their bodies after coming back. Maybe they’re just taking “before” photos lol
I haven’t laughed like this before any of them enlisted before and this is just going to make me miss them so much 😭 I need June to get here real quick
https://preview.redd.it/bc79pt6stk5c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d35ea638c40bb99753c23596186471c77330d08a