(this post was originally going to be a phonetic transcription of the internet dial-up noises but this is a Very Serious Matter, thank you.)

I held it in. Locked it up. Didn’t make a sound. But it’s time to break my silence[.](https://twitter.com/jooniesloops/status/1688150459029377024?t=FupQ0db9astBFnUsZCKxxw&s=19)

I have waited ~~84 years~~ since 2016 for this moment. Back when I first saw him he had his infamous [Young Forever era hair](https://twitter.com/namgikookfiles/status/1517348485586202624?s=20) and ohhh we were so close. He would tease us by wearing beanies and hats constantly, giving us a little glimpse of how fine he’d be if he just buzzed it all off. Army would [make threads](https://twitter.com/flwrboykoo/status/1245506181323304962?s=20) to fuel our delusions, made [buzzcut edits](https://twitter.com/felicl00/status/1290302296623067136?s=20), truly just [foaming at the mouth](https://twitter.com/galleryofRM/status/1414211203069616133?s=20) while waiting for this moment.

It’s here. It’s glorious. [LOOK AT HIM.](https://twitter.com/tananabread/status/1688153161653993473?s=20) WE FINALLY WON. Baby you can even set the buzzer lower if you wanted to! Mess around a lil’, see what it looks like on 1.5! Add a fade! I have no regard for my own mental wellbeing!

All of this to say: dreams can come true. Just keep spamming your hair requests into the universe and maybe yours will too! Except you, Mint Yoongi enthusiasts. It’s time to let it go.

by HiThereImNewHere