(this post was originally going to be a phonetic transcription of the internet dial-up noises but this is a Very Serious Matter, thank you.)
I held it in. Locked it up. Didn’t make a sound. But it’s time to break my silence[.](https://twitter.com/jooniesloops/status/1688150459029377024?t=FupQ0db9astBFnUsZCKxxw&s=19)
I have waited ~~84 years~~ since 2016 for this moment. Back when I first saw him he had his infamous [Young Forever era hair](https://twitter.com/namgikookfiles/status/1517348485586202624?s=20) and ohhh we were so close. He would tease us by wearing beanies and hats constantly, giving us a little glimpse of how fine he’d be if he just buzzed it all off. Army would [make threads](https://twitter.com/flwrboykoo/status/1245506181323304962?s=20) to fuel our delusions, made [buzzcut edits](https://twitter.com/felicl00/status/1290302296623067136?s=20), truly just [foaming at the mouth](https://twitter.com/galleryofRM/status/1414211203069616133?s=20) while waiting for this moment.
It’s here. It’s glorious. [LOOK AT HIM.](https://twitter.com/tananabread/status/1688153161653993473?s=20) WE FINALLY WON. Baby you can even set the buzzer lower if you wanted to! Mess around a lil’, see what it looks like on 1.5! Add a fade! I have no regard for my own mental wellbeing!
All of this to say: dreams can come true. Just keep spamming your hair requests into the universe and maybe yours will too! Except you, Mint Yoongi enthusiasts. It’s time to let it go.
by HiThereImNewHere
The moral of Tony Montana is that if we complain, grovel, beg and cry in multiple ways, we MIGHT get what we want, even if it takes us 7-8 years
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Proof that manifesting works 🙏
So funny seeing him talk about it [affecting the wifi](https://twitter.com/BTStranslation_/status/1690348812689424384?t=j47HH8iSgnAOFUgS43gRww&s=19) and how it’s a bit ambiguous now it’s that in between stage. He was rubbing his head nearly as much Yoongi pushed his hair back during the final concerts
I mean, if there’s any of them that can pull off a buzz cut/short hair fantastically it’s definitely RM. I don’t know why, but it really suits him.
I’m not disagreeing with you but … I’m not ready to let go of Mint Yoongi. 😔
>Except you, Mint Yoongi enthusiasts. It’s time to let it go.
Pls let us chalk stans hold on to hope. For now, I just want the SK govt to leave his pretty long hair alone. 😭
Also, Joon looks so lovely in a buzz cut. Idk how many people are holding out for the return of [borahair Seokjin](https://twitter.com/SE0KJINMOON/status/1689063708897550336?s=20) but I definitely am one of them. I missed out on this glorious era by literal months. 😞
As a mint yoongi enthusiast™️ I feel attacked. Being bamboozled by buzz cut joon, tony Montana AND 2seok day after day got me grasping for straws of air
this is why I use reddit, thanks for the laugh! also agreed, buzzcut Namjoon is serving but I will never forget GQ 2022 RM, not entirely a buzz but look at that fade… [just wow](https://64-media-tumblr-com.cdn.ampproject.org/i/s/64.media.tumblr.com/b2c3d90cc1640f085f71abaaebd3c70f/3542351cdfd87c3d-e1/s1280x1920/f00a589a9996f2f1786d74e8f0d55c66f2b9cefe.jpg)
Hey ARMY I popped back in here to apologize for a nonsense post that happened when I fell asleep with my phone in my hand. (Deleted)
I love Joonie! I love his hair however he wants it!
Many apologies! 💜
Yes, the buzz cut and natural voice! We won!