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> 💜 i watched jk well~~
bts is alive (active) even in the midst of military service kekeke
how am i supposed to wait until june next year?
kim namjoon kim seokjin min yoongi jung hoseok park jimin kim taehyung jeon jungkook
i miss you~~~~~~~~~~~~~
🐨 i'm going to hang the ministry of defence's clock upside down - comment 5
> 💜 did you gain weight in the military?
🐨 yes.. i'm 78kg
i was 69(kg) when i was at the training centre though.. - comment 6 & 7
> 💜 How are you doing Mr. Kim namjoon!?
You must be working hard!? ….stay healthy … Love youuu 💜😭
🐨 i'm going to go work out now
🐨 i don't know if i'm tired because i couldn't sleep or i'm tired because i worked out 6 times this week - comment 8 & 9
> 💜 oppa💜
after you're discharged, please play the saxophone at the concert
🐨 i want to learn how to play other instruments too but i keep postponing it because i'm too lazy
🐨 i want to learn how to play the drum or the guitar - comment 10
> 💜 namjoonie-hyung how are you doing in the military? i hope/wish that you are doing very well, staying healthy and you'll come back safely. i miss you a lot💜
🐨 somehow or other.. just like everyone else
🐨 i'm starting to write again in my diary
WIP; i'll update the rest later!
by alltherach_
The man is on a roll people!
I missed this so much!
I was on my phone and there was nothing. Then I came here and saw “Weverse Compilation” and by the time I looked back at my phone I had 4 notifications!
The excitement, omg ! I got goosebumps from the back to back notifications.
Oh how I’ve missed these constant pings 🥺💜
It’s time for one of Namjoon’s weverse replies marathon. I have tears!😭 I miss him!!!
I can’t keep up!
Djdkdldkslsks the way I missed how crazy my weverse notif could get!
he’s still going
Just in time (he came to wish me luck today)
Oh man, I was in bed and kept seeing my phone notifications go off ??? Hahaha it’s still going on
“Who’s Matthew?” I DIED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also because I literally thought the same thing 🤣🤣
Someone put up a selfie of a haircut and he complimented it. I would have combusted and stayed with that hairstyle for the rest of my life if I were her 😅
Sometimes people see me typing on my phone and are like “wow that’s fast.”
Anyway, I doubt I can hold a candle to thee Kim Namjoon I can barely keep up (and I love having this problem)
Edit: “who’s Matthew” has me crying actually
I cannot keep up with the notifications 😭 I love it!!!
I definitely saw one where he said “holy shwit” xD and one where someone asked him how he’s doing in the military and he said “same as everyone else”. I absolutely adore how Joon has insisted on letting us know he is *not* particularly enjoying himself at all 😆
Edit: did he just reply “I’m good enough” to someone who said they wish they had a boyfriend who replied as quickly as Joon?? This man 😭😭 a whole menace
Edit2: I counted 48 comments in 14 minutes !! 🤯
i’m not even going to try to keep up with him 😑
when i left my house 10 minutes ago there were zero notifications. now i’ve lost count 🥲
edit: is he an extra fast typer or is it because korean keyboards have a very efficient layout? or both?
Yes!!!! Joonie reply marathon. God I miss these. Welcome back for a little bit 🫠💜
The way I’m fighting for my life trying to keep up! 💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
oh god every time i refresh weverse new comments come up
🏳️🏳️🏳️
Not him replying to the sailor Joon picture!!
Ugh I need to get ready for work but my Weverse notifications keep distracting me 😩
Is this a common thing NJ does? For a minute I thought his account was hacked!
That army that got the “holy sheat” reply? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM?! 😭😭😭😭
What the heck is a baby perm lol
Yall its almost 4am where im from and joon’s notification WOKE ME UP!
I missed the spam posts😭💜
Namjoon at this moment
joon coming on weverse for a comment spree always feels like this:
This man is the reason why I will DIE alone!!!
Woke up thinking that maybe I should finally dip my toes into the dating world after a gap of 4+ years.
But nope.
Joonie comes in with his sweetie witty flirty delulu inducing boyfie weverse spams and raises the standards way too high!!!
Joon! I know you love me, but stop spamming my phone, it’s blowing up!
Oh he is back and active. How does he do it that fast? I can’t even read them that quickly. Amusingly, just as I typed this the message from that Army who said she wants a partner who replies as fast Joon came up. What do you mean ‘you’re enough’, Namjoon?! Don’t make me go crazy!
And he has lots of thoughts about the military! He is done. Done. And seemingly has no issue constantly letting us know! I imagine for someone as creative as him it can feel very repetitive.
OMG, Namjoon replying that he is good enough for the girl wishing for a partner like him. 🤣🤣 Delulu land here ARMY comes!
There’s something quite comforting about me waiting for the bus to work while Joon is replying to comments, like we’re both existing at the same time on the same planet haha. I’ll maybe wait till he’s done before I read them all 😆
When someone has time, please go back and find the record of how many Joon comments we got in one spree… Iirc it was in the 60s?
Bless you, u/alltherach_. Fighting.
ETA: I quit because I have to actually work for a living, but the highest I found was 65. Tae had 68. 😂 Love our boys so much.
He’s so very done being in the military 😭
I love when he spams us like this. 😅
But seriously, someone get our boy outta there, he is so over it. 😭
https://preview.redd.it/3100v5x9mipd1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f412911b7c059e7caa78187f8bae60fa38b26d1
Holy hell
I was not prepared. Forgot to turn off notifications for the night. Woke up to my phone exploding at 2:30am. I thought it was an emergency 😂😭
I was supposed to quickly check my phone before going to sleep and I was hit by 50-something Weverse notifications.
